When you thought you were on your main account.
WELP
“You know you’re Italian when…
Your great grandma asks if you want ice cream and then pulls some out of her purse.”
All the fucking time
Anonymous asked: Miss Hellsing kicked your sorry ass and you know it. How does that feel?
It was hot. Get it. GHEHEHEHE causeidiedbyfireok
rip-van-winkle asked: ja vell, i am a very huggable nazi janny~ *slows sir into his ear with a chuckle*
O-oh WELL UHMN. YEAH. -awkward hug-
rip-van-winkle asked: hee hee~ *hugs him* (you just got huggled bitch)
-hugs her back- Well this is new -3- (Nazi hugs are simply the best hugs )
rip-van-winkle asked: Vell Luke probably has some money vizh his whoring job. xD und major pays me haha!
Oh Luke, no fair man no fair
rip-van-winkle asked: No denial. Vell, if you bought me a drink first id consider it haha!
You should ask that Hellsing bitch, Integra for some booze. Sadly, Herr major doesn’t pay us so I don’t have any money vov
stiffdrinksandsilverbullets asked: You've dug another hole for yourself.
Oh I know. I don’t know what I even did this time GHEHEHEHE
rip-van-winkle asked: -___- Janny, Hans has informed me you wish to "Tap my ass"?
HANS MAN WHAT THE FUCK. AKSNAKDNW
